somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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