so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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