It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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