i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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