He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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