no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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