remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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