I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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