Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..