my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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