I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.