Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Plan B is the new Plan A

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."

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(614): View more from Ohio

You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.

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