I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE