oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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