I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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