You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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