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• (269): View more from Michigan

  butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it

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  Thanks?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate

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• (281): View more from Texas

  thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship

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• (408): View more from California

  I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful

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