I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Fuck appropriateness.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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