I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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