I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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