Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
