I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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