i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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