Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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