You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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