Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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