it glows. i had to have it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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