Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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