So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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