No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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