I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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