if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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