I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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