escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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