that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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