Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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