Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
sex in a hospital.. check
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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