Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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