Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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