discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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