i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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