So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium