I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I need to align my fucking chakras
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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