You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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