YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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