Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize