please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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