I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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