My cat gives me a boner
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We are two peas in an std pod
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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