People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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