Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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