I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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