In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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