they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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