How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There r osticjed everywhere
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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