its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.