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• (650): View more from California

  Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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• (210): View more from Texas

  happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.

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  Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm so sick

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  I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.

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  That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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  Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.

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