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he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

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i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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(401): he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places. (1-401): i dont think thats weird i think thats fun (401): i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird http://tfl.nu/88jj

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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.

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(425): Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually. http://tfl.nu/jboq

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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.

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(201): I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma. http://tfl.nu/yzcy

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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(203): I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night? http://tfl.nu/u6ad

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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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(484): we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song. http://tfl.nu/huqy

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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.

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(498): You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/rks2

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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'

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(315): when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly' http://tfl.nu/2ku4

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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you

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(612): Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you http://tfl.nu/lizp

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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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(940): Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers http://tfl.nu/bomc

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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.

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When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.

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(+44): You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man. (1+44): When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree. http://tfl.nu/esvb

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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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(607): He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official? http://tfl.nu/vpzn

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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party

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(805): i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party http://tfl.nu/d8gr

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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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(610): Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again http://tfl.nu/400n

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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?

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(858): Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we? http://tfl.nu/fuxn

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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.

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(724): In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude. http://tfl.nu/8jyj

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