...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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