But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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