The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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