Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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