you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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