i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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